Steak

"If you are a real man, you don't eat steak without some form of potato." - Uncle Willie

Tursday Night Drinking

Uncle Willy's Drinkin' Wisdom:

You Don't Whisper When You Are Drunk.

Exactly.

Office Carpet

Uncle Willy spilled coffee on my carpet this morning.  When I brought this to his attention his response:

"Don't worry about that little bit.  That's why they put brown carpet in this place, so you can't see coffee stains, unless its a huge spill.  If you summed up all the contents of the spills contained in this carpet and put it in a box.  It would be a very big box."

Deep Thoughts.

Invention of a new Sammich

While imbibing a few post work beverages, Uncle Willy instructed us on the fine art of constructing his contribution to the Sammich Arts:  The Corn Hog.
-Take a nice pork tenderloin, cut one inch slices.  Bread, and deep fry. 
-Make yourself some nice fresh cornbread. 
-Take a nice chunk of cornbread slice in half. 
-Spread a nice layer of mayo on that corn bread, then slap some nice thick slices of tomato on that. 
-Slap that pork on that sammich, crack a nice cold beer, and that's dinner folks.

First Post

Nothing too big to report here.  After many month's of listening to Uncle Willy preach about his various outlooks on just about everything, we decided he needed a blog to let other people listen to his opinions.

Despite his online personality on various forums, he refused to make a direct blog, so, we decided to do it for him.

Stay tuned for more from the stump
~UWS